yesterday, i had 84 problems.
How very fitting... just yesterday I was complaining that I had more problems than everyone else. Seth Godin puts a link to a 'fable' of a discussion between two people. One tells the other that everyone on the planet has 83 problems. After you solve a problem, another arrives, and you still have 83. There are, however, people that have 84 problems. Those people think they're the only people with 83 problems.